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Jessica Alba out and about walks the Bed, Bath & Beyond parking lot in Los Angeles, 5/14/08.

Go to your Facebook page, click on the search box, and then hit the down arrow, up pops a list of the five people who search for your name most often.

No longer works. Nevermind.

The uncovering of one of Bill O’Reilly’s tantrums (“We Will Do It Live!”) had us thinking about other legendary tantrums from celebrities - O’Reilly’s is one in a long tradition of rants. The best, after the jump.

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From the awesome files: Howard Stern’s new intern, at least for the rest of this week, is New York Giants linebacker Antonio Pierce.

Antonio is apparently interested in broadcasting, and much like hockey player Sean Avery hooking up an internship at Vogue magazine, he reached out to the Stern show to see if he could help out.

Antonio spent much of his internship on air, talking about his wife Jocelyn Pierce, his recent accusations of neglecting his pitbulls, and the art of towel snapping.

P.S. Go Big Blue.

Do any witz.org readers have one of these apparently awesome Kindle from Amazon? We gotta admit we are tempted to purchase.

For those who have no earthly idea what these are, Amazon describes it as a wireless reading device, which is pretty accurate - you can download electronic versions of books straight to it via built in Sprint EVDO networking. Tres’ awesome.

The downside? Some people are are a bit down on it, the design geeks think it stinks, and it costs $399. Eek.

Let us know your thoughts in the comments please. Yes, those are referral links to Amazon.

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A return to form for the mighty Weezer with the first single from their latest self-titled album (this time, the kids are calling it “Red”, as this is the third self-titled Weezer album after “Blue” and “Green”).

Listen to the single and read all the lyrics after the jump. Rumor is the song is a jab at Interscope’s insistence Weezer have a more “commercial” sound:

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(David Beckham’s latest look pictured as his Los Angeles Galaxy beat Chivas USA 5-2 on Saturday.)

Yes, the red carpet has been laid out Pope Benedict’s trip to New York - and maybe New York went a little too overboard.

Pictured above is a man vacuuming at the World Trade Center. Luckily, the dude is using a $1,000 Miele Capricorn Miele Vacuum to suck up any unsettling dust that might upset The Pontiff.

Only the best luxury German vacuum for PB XVI!

Spring has finally sprung here in New York, and what better way to celebrate than a long, depressing epic from The Cure?

Enjoy - this clip underlines how mediocre Fat Bob & Co. currently are without Roger O’Donnell playing keyboards…