They matriculated the day they enroled. If you want to congratulate them for graduating, then do so. Try to avoid sounding like a pretentious idiot.

Comment by Literate person — June 11, 2004 @ 3:03 pm

Blonds are more fun, but the top one looks like a heroin addict….which to choose?

Comment by Dirty Sanchez — June 11, 2004 @ 3:03 pm

Hahahah Literate person misspelled “enroled”. Bad form for a snooty grammar nazi ;)

Comment by spam — June 11, 2004 @ 3:07 pm

I think the twins are super hot but I thought they would have had better senior pictures. The pics doen’t do them justice!!

Comment by English — June 11, 2004 @ 3:09 pm

Wow. Matriculating. You am smart.

Comment by Me — June 11, 2004 @ 3:10 pm

I can practically guarantee that http://www.xenex.org/olzentwinz will be bursting with “creative interpretations” of the twins the MOMENT they turn 18.

Comment by Sarin — June 11, 2004 @ 3:10 pm

Makes me want to be the olive-loaf in an Olsen twins sandwich! OH, Yeah! Giggidy giggidy giggidy!

Comment by Skin — June 11, 2004 @ 3:11 pm

As defined by dictionary.com:

“matriculated” : To admit or be admitted into a group, especially a college or university.

I think he was using more of the general sense of matriculation here. This has nothing to do with graduation, or school, or anything of that nature. The Olsen twins are matriculating into the society of consenting adults. They’re old enough to “tap” now, that’s all he’s saying.

Great job on being on being both a dick head, and a grammer nazi at the same time. You only made yourself look like an ass, and pointed out to everyone that you lack a sense of humor, and are unable to crawl out from behind your high school english book.

Comment by Person who gets the joke — June 11, 2004 @ 3:11 pm

Literate Person: matriculation into adulthood. If you want to let someone know they’re wrong, make sure you’re right first. Try to avoid sounding like a flurking schnithead.

Comment by Literate Person — June 11, 2004 @ 3:11 pm

you are about to be FARKED.

Comment by jim — June 11, 2004 @ 3:15 pm

Maybe he meant matriculating into the pool of 18 year olds, since their birthday is coming up?

Comment by Smoo — June 11, 2004 @ 3:15 pm

“Literate person” is probably speaking non-American English on a regular basis, or pretending to, anyway.

(Which is weird because Brits and Aussies and the rest of the English-speaking world save merkins are usually the ones with the second “l” - “travelling,” “dialling”, etc. - but “enrol” instead of “enroll” is plain proof of the willy-nillyness of it all.)

Er, anyway, yes, back to the last shining moments of the jailbait… gaolbait… gaollbait?

Comment by Shari — June 11, 2004 @ 3:17 pm

PREPARE TO BE FARKED!!!

Comment by bob — June 11, 2004 @ 3:17 pm

Makes me want to drink myself into seeing double, so I can have four of them! OH, Yeah! Giggidy giggidy giggidy!

Comment by Skin — June 11, 2004 @ 3:18 pm

Makes me wish I was a bicycle built for two. OH, Yeah! Giggidy giggidy giggidy!

Comment by Skin — June 11, 2004 @ 3:21 pm

I think the top one, the heroin addict too skinny one, is Mary Kate. Ashley is the sorta hot in a barbie’s cousin skipper doll kinda way one.

/yes i’d hit them both

Comment by bob — June 11, 2004 @ 3:21 pm

I’m so lonely.

Comment by Skin — June 11, 2004 @ 3:21 pm

umm, they look like their twelve. Besides, Stamos hit that a long time ago.

Comment by Rick the Dick — June 11, 2004 @ 3:22 pm

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Comment by pud — June 11, 2004 @ 3:24 pm

Rick the Dick: You wouldn’t be suggesting that a “long time ago” is during the Full House era, would you? Sicko. :)

Comment by Clamwacker — June 11, 2004 @ 3:27 pm

I’d fap it! Then Hit It!!
Many kittens will die today!

Comment by stickman — June 11, 2004 @ 3:30 pm

On the way to fark-dom

Comment by Tom Jones — June 11, 2004 @ 3:30 pm

I would skewer both of them.

Comment by long dicker — June 11, 2004 @ 3:33 pm

Now that they are “of age”, does this mean they will finally stop making those crappy movies and start looking for REAL acting careers?

Comment by el Chupecabra — June 11, 2004 @ 3:34 pm

My name is Buck…

Comment by Buck — June 11, 2004 @ 3:34 pm

Something really creepy about these two. Like they’re the product of abnormal everything. And the one on the bottom is rocking the glam-metal pout. Creepy.

Comment by Oderus — June 11, 2004 @ 3:34 pm

Man, i would hit both those girls until my pelvis caved.

Comment by Brandon — June 11, 2004 @ 3:34 pm

I don’t recommend matriculating too often, you’ll go blind.

Comment by Marcus Welby, MD — June 11, 2004 @ 3:35 pm

18, fun

Comment by Mr Jester — June 11, 2004 @ 3:37 pm

no talent

funny looking

nothing to see here

move along

Comment by fusor — June 11, 2004 @ 3:38 pm

you’ve been farked, prepare for bandwidth death

Comment by ernesto — June 11, 2004 @ 3:42 pm

You are farked, yo!

Comment by assbag — June 11, 2004 @ 3:47 pm

Hola, Literate Person. I won’t pretend to be particularly gifted with the English language, but perhaps you could descend from the high throne long enough to do one of the following:

A.) Read Webster’s
B.) Learn touch-typing
C.) Invoke the all powerful ‘Spelling Checker.’

What is enroled, exactly ?

Comment by Concerned Citizen — June 11, 2004 @ 3:47 pm

I can’t pick out which one I’d like to make air tight, the heroin addict or the prostitute.

I yearn for the day when I can read about blondie getting donkey-punched and the brunette getting a dirty Sanchez.

Comment by Tucker — June 11, 2004 @ 3:47 pm

David Copperfield anyone? Or how about the Bizmark.

These 2 girls need a pearl necklace…

Comment by Grif — June 11, 2004 @ 3:54 pm

Cool. It looks like even ga-zillionaire child-actors aren’t immune to awkward yearbook photos (though, still much better than mine).

Comment by Yaay me — June 11, 2004 @ 4:01 pm

dear marykate and ashley i rilly rilly rilly liked you’re movie new york minite it was sooooo cool when you like told those cute boys you had like to go and all hahahaha lol! happy brithday i hope you have fun and eat lots and lots of cake your frend, jenny

Comment by Jenny11 — June 11, 2004 @ 4:03 pm

What’s the difference? They’ve been legal in most states for two years now.

Comment by jimbobjoe — June 11, 2004 @ 4:04 pm

I would just like to say I would hit it while watching old tapes from that show they were on.

Comment by Jake Steed — June 11, 2004 @ 4:06 pm

Wow, I’m so glad I found your site, Mary-Kate and Ashley. You girls are beautiful. I have been a big fan since “Full House”. Happy Birthday you two and good luck at NYU!

- Craig

Comment by Craig — June 11, 2004 @ 4:08 pm

someone already hit it on the head - the top one looks like a burnout and the other bitch looks like a $200 a night pro.

Comment by The Anal intruder — June 11, 2004 @ 4:08 pm

I wonder if they’d be into some ass to mouth kind of stuff?

Comment by perv — June 11, 2004 @ 4:10 pm

I would with those two, but be seeing Athina Onassis on the side. Or maybe the other way around. Or even better yet, engaged with all three of them on a bed stuffed with $100 bills.

Comment by Shawn Pickrell — June 11, 2004 @ 4:10 pm

Hey Olsens,

Happy birthday. You two are so damn sexy. I got to NYU too. Maybe when you get here I can show you around the East Village, we could go by Karma and hit the hookah or see a show at CBs.

Comment by snakegirl — June 11, 2004 @ 4:10 pm

The one on top is Mary-Kate.

Nice of them to acquire eating disorders just before they’re old enough to pose nude.

Comment by NakedReporta — June 11, 2004 @ 4:11 pm

GROSS! God, I can’t beleive you guys are posting such sick stuff on the twins site! Don’t listen to them, girls, I gots your back! Damage! Happy b-day!

Comment by Crissy — June 11, 2004 @ 4:12 pm

You guys are as farked up as the trolls at Fark. My finger slipped, and you seem to think that’s a worse crime that the word ‘matriculate’ used incorrectly.

Brilliant. This site is even more stupid than Fark.com

Comment by Literate person — June 11, 2004 @ 4:13 pm

Do you think they use each other as a mirror to do their hair?

Comment by Skin — June 11, 2004 @ 4:14 pm

There is definately some good soft core porn in their future.

Comment by Youbetcha — June 11, 2004 @ 4:17 pm

This is hilarious…someone attempts in vain to be a grammar nazi and fails. hilarity ensues. Fark > j00

Comment by mwahaha — June 11, 2004 @ 4:20 pm

Cheers to fark.com

Comment by phentermine — June 11, 2004 @ 4:21 pm

Why hasnt this site been farked like the twins are?

and seriously, whats up with people thinking they are good looking? They were on TV the other day on some show and they looked farkin gross. I like girls skinny, but when bones are showing its gross. Those skanks need to eat a pizza and not puke it up.

Comment by jim — June 11, 2004 @ 4:33 pm

18… I don’t see the big deal. ;)

This page being farked is a lot more funny IMO.

Comment by Jiznik — June 11, 2004 @ 4:38 pm

Someone needs to off the necromancer that summoned these skeletal demons.

Comment by wheee — June 11, 2004 @ 4:41 pm

cheers from FARK

Comment by sir_nose — June 11, 2004 @ 4:43 pm

I matriculated in the toilet this morning.

Comment by jenkins — June 11, 2004 @ 4:46 pm

Literate Person is not stupid, he’s just incompetent. I think that people are more amused by the irony of your misspelled attack on his vocabulary. (Did I spell irony right and use it correctly? Because I would feel like a farking idiot if I was being a high handed language whore and at the same time misspell my completely pretentious diatribe). Anyway, none of us are in a position to attack the other’s intelligence. We’re on an Olsen’s twins forum for God’s sake.

Comment by hi — June 11, 2004 @ 4:55 pm

Hey Literate Person, maybe his finger slipped and he spelled matriculate instead of graduate.

Comment by sdf — June 11, 2004 @ 4:56 pm

somebody give them bitches a sammich, stat!

Comment by crapper john, md — June 11, 2004 @ 5:06 pm

So what is the fascination with them. They aren’t particularly good looking.

Comment by Gerry Mander — June 11, 2004 @ 5:07 pm

“We’re on an Olsen’s twins forum for God’s sake. ”

i feel ashamed. fapfapfapfapfapfap aaaahhh much better.

Comment by mwahaha — June 11, 2004 @ 5:10 pm

I’d Hit it … with a Power Glove(tm)

Comment by PowerRanger — June 11, 2004 @ 5:21 pm

i love mary kate and ashley. but yeah mary kate does look like a heroin addict.

Comment by rocx — June 11, 2004 @ 5:21 pm

does it matter if they are skanky or not? they are people that you grew up watching. it would be like boning your sister, without the incest nastiness.

Comment by shocky marciano — June 11, 2004 @ 5:31 pm

Farked!!! and /.’ed!

Comment by rtrt — June 11, 2004 @ 5:36 pm

fark sucks

Comment by fark sucks — June 11, 2004 @ 5:44 pm

Hey… if the twins were graduating and not matriculating, then how come they did it at a commencement ceremony? “Commencement” means “the act or process of bringing, or being brought, into existence”, and therefore (or should I say “ergo”?) they matriculated at their commencement, didn’t they?. (And BTW, since “nazi” is an acronym, it should be written as “NAZI” and not “nazi”. And why don’t we update the terminology anyway, and just call the Literate person a “Grammar Baathist” or a “Grammar Taliban”?)

Comment by An Even More Literate Person — June 11, 2004 @ 5:54 pm

This is the moment we’ve all been waiting for. Of course, they were going to NYU anyway. In New York, the age of consent is 17, so technically speaking they would have been legal to tap for the last 11.9 months.

Still, now the legal haze is clear. Lock and load, boys, spray your binaca and your Tommy Hilfiger cologne and prepare for the farkfest. Anyone got odds on both of them doing Playboy/Hustler/etc.?

Comment by INeedAttention.com — June 11, 2004 @ 6:03 pm

Even More Literate Person, you are absolutely correct. A grammar nazi would certainly have spelled enroll correctly. They are, after all, meticulous facists. Misspelling is something a Baathist or a member of the Taliban would do.

Comment by hi — June 11, 2004 @ 6:06 pm

They may be turning 18, but they have already turned ugly.

Ummm.. Fark rules.. and erm… fap fap fap.

Akbar says “It’s a trap!”

and.. Mustard Man would hit it and then declare “I saw a turtle!”

Comment by The most literate person that is, was, and ever will be — June 11, 2004 @ 6:10 pm

Ma-trickle from ma-pickle will schtickle to da keyboard.

Yes, they are too-young looking, overly-skinny, not that attractive, but I’ll tug to ‘em once. Why not? I got plenty of Kleenex.

Comment by TOOWTDI-420 — June 11, 2004 @ 6:11 pm

All you narcissistic, self-absorbed wankers really get me. As if the Olsens would even give a rat’s patootie about your sorry existence on this planet - let alone care what you think about their looks! Go back to surfing your porn sites, and leave the Olsen’s alone. (Only in your dreams have you ever had a date with a chick as good looking as either twin.)

Comment by Alana — June 11, 2004 @ 6:26 pm

mary kate is the one with darker hair– for sure

Comment by matt — June 11, 2004 @ 6:27 pm

Jesus christ, someone uses a big word and people have to jump his case. He used a big word, whoop - d - #$%&ing - do. Leave the man alone. You’re just mad cause you had to look it up.

Comment by Surfer — June 11, 2004 @ 6:27 pm

Jenkins, were you getting a blumpkin at the time?

Comment by ODB@WuTang.com — June 11, 2004 @ 6:36 pm

WOOT WOOT let’s get it FARKED up in here.

Comment by AFLAedge — June 11, 2004 @ 6:40 pm

What is even funnier than all the misspellings and other imature behavior is that some people actually think the twins read this site, ha! Another comment, the twins are dumber than a box of rocks, have you ever heard them speak in any interviews?! They are like totally dumb or something…no to mention sub-par looks, compared with older, healthier looking women. Move on, nothing to see here

Comment by Fark Reader — June 11, 2004 @ 6:44 pm

Since when is Nazi an acronym?

Comment by Grammer_Taliban — June 11, 2004 @ 6:57 pm

mary kate is on top. heehee.

Comment by i know all — June 11, 2004 @ 6:57 pm

Hey Fark Reader - of course the twins, who you call so totally dumb, don’t read this site. They’re too busy counting all their mega-millions. And you think that their looks are sub-par because they’re not “older”??? Well, how old were you when you were 18 - DUH! They’ll be suitably older when they get older. In the meantime, keep telling us about how dumb they are while they make pocket change out of more $$$ than you’ll ever earn in a lifetime!

Comment by Alana — June 11, 2004 @ 7:04 pm

Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, trap, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, Fark, oInk!

zoOOOooOooOooom! ping. ping. ping. wOwie?

Comment by faRk! — June 11, 2004 @ 7:11 pm

Since when? Well, NAZI has been an acronym since the 1920’s or 30’s when the National Socialist German Worker’s Party (Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiter-Partei), founded in 1919, came to prominence, and finally rose to power under Hitler in 1933.

Comment by An Even More Literate Person — June 11, 2004 @ 7:22 pm

Stop this. Not one among you can write and not one among you has a thing to say.

Comment by Most. Literate. Evar! — June 11, 2004 @ 7:55 pm

[quote] Try to avoid sounding like a pretentious idiot [/quote]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dumbarse

Comment by fred freddington — June 11, 2004 @ 8:11 pm

Rumor has in our highschool,which both sisters goto, that ashley had a gangbang with two football players.

just thought you people should know, that they aren’t that sweet and innocent.

Comment by Liam — June 11, 2004 @ 8:24 pm

fie on you allitirrationally deprived infidels. i will consume your olsens and spank them with my undulating twins!

merry mary john kerry-carry kate-cate john-jon ashley-ashleigh roachclip

(dons tinfoil hat and masticates while confabulating about aliterating)

spondules I tells ya, it’s all the fault of spondules

Comment by obliterate — June 11, 2004 @ 8:26 pm

mary-kate has the dark hair (on top), ashley is the blonde.

god i can’t believe i know that.

Comment by ana — June 11, 2004 @ 9:14 pm

So, Liam… you KNOW to be true what you admit is a rumor. Well, I’ve heard some pretty pathetic rumors about you, so they must all be true, right? Besides, doin’ it with 2 foorball players isn’t a gang-bang - it’s a threesome! Trust me, I know the difference. ;-)

Comment by Alana — June 11, 2004 @ 9:20 pm

foorball

…All-on-her said “foorball”

..heh!

Comment by obliterate — June 11, 2004 @ 9:25 pm

That’s right - FOORBALL players! Doin’ it with 2 football players might qualify as a gang-bang, but with 2 foorball players it’s definitely a 3-some.

Comment by Alana — June 11, 2004 @ 9:30 pm

Confucius say: now you just sounding foorish

but, thlanks for praying, Arana

Comment by obliterate — June 11, 2004 @ 9:35 pm

Sclew you, Obritelate! (ror)

Comment by Alana — June 11, 2004 @ 9:43 pm

Btw, Alana, you seem to be somewhat of a player. Nothing proves that like….pictures. Ante up, girlfren’!

:)

(ror!)

Comment by o.b.tamp.un-literate — June 11, 2004 @ 9:48 pm

Happy Birthday! These girls have a really bright future and I’m rooting for them. I can’t wait to see their next movie and I hope to meet them in person one day and maybe get an autograph!

Comment by Joseph Jeehesofat — June 11, 2004 @ 10:00 pm

I’ve got nuthin’ to prove to you, O.B.!

Do as your name implies and go stick yerself where the sun don’t shine! (Or close to there, anyway.) ror to u2

Comment by Alana — June 11, 2004 @ 10:05 pm

Alana, now that was just nasty. What ya doesn’t know is…I likes my womens nasty.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch…
Were we talking about the Olsens? (just trying to regain a moodicum of perspective). Is it just me or, does one see hints that they’ll both have that emaciated, Maria Shriver, look when they get old if they’re not chock-full of Botox at the time?

Comment by obliterate — June 11, 2004 @ 10:23 pm

heh!
I said “moodicum”

wouldn’t touch that mess-up with condom wearing a mood ring!

Comment by obliterate — June 11, 2004 @ 10:26 pm

Well, obliterate… you would probably likes me a whole lot.

BTW, would you prefer that the Olsens look like Ahnold? (If so, that tells me a LOT about you!)

Comment by Alana — June 11, 2004 @ 10:30 pm

They hardly look like monkeys at all anymore.
I think I’d fuck it hard. Really. Ass-to-mouth? Oh yeah!!

Comment by Bill — June 11, 2004 @ 10:32 pm

I still think in the middle of a press conference, a few years from now about another one of their shitty movies, satan is going to show up and say
“ok mary-kate, ashley, times up back in the pit”

and guys - who cares about grammar and spelling. The americans have already ruined the english language ;p

btw - linked here by FARK

Comment by Suave Gav — June 11, 2004 @ 10:34 pm

Dear Suave Gay,

How would you know if their movies are shitty unless you’ve seen one? And if you’ve seen one, then you’ve already contributed $8.50 to their lifetime bundle of $$$. So rag on them all you want - YOU GO, GRRRRRRLZ!!!

BTW, the American’s haven’t ruined the English language anywhere near as badly as the English have ruined edible food!

Comment by Alana — June 11, 2004 @ 10:40 pm

Alana, thanks for bringing some smiles to an OB’s Friday night (that’s OB as in Old Bastard…though I choose not to say just how freakin’ old). You’ve made this thread much more fun for than expected. I’ve enjoyed your tittilation. Matrafact, I already knows I likes you “a whole lot.” :)

And, no, I have no interest in Ahnold, no matter how big his bulges are, nor were they are located. Like Conan the Barbarian, I prefer “the lamenting of the women.”

Comment by obliterate — June 11, 2004 @ 11:07 pm

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

Was that a good enough lament for ya, OB?

And, jeeeez… the last time I brought smiles to a guy’s face on a Friday night I wasn’t using my ‘puter!!!

All I gots to say iz: If you get tittilated by a cyber-thread, YOU MUST BE PRETTY FREAKIN’ OLD!!!!

(ror)

Comment by Alana — June 11, 2004 @ 11:23 pm

Hey O.B. - I want you to know that I’ve been pulling your string all evening.

(I JUST COULDN’T RESIST!!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)

Comment by Alana — June 11, 2004 @ 11:31 pm

Now don’t go getting the big head, Alana. Unless, of course, you like getting the big head…or giving it

string…(cyber-)thread…whatever unravels ya, sweetpea :)
it’s all good

Comment by obliterate — June 11, 2004 @ 11:44 pm

Isn’t it always better to give than to receive, OB?

Comment by Alana — June 11, 2004 @ 11:49 pm

The lower one looks like the guy from Milli Vanilli. The one who lives.

Comment by Crid — June 12, 2004 @ 1:25 am

I’ve got my cock in my pocket, and I’m cruisin down the old highway

Comment by Iggy Pop — June 12, 2004 @ 1:41 am

Fark. Fark. Fark.

Comment by Cheezie — June 12, 2004 @ 2:11 am

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Comment by lovely_lady — June 12, 2004 @ 5:12 am

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Comment by Cleveland Steamer — June 12, 2004 @ 12:12 pm

Any fucker who was counting down the days till the turned 18 is a closet pedophile. I bet you assholes would screw a 13-year old if she told you she was 18.

Comment by Go to Hell — June 12, 2004 @ 12:28 pm

“Hi”

I don’t want to be *even more* of a grammar Nazi (what ever happened to Godwin’s law?), but you changed tense in your original post. In addition to that micro-blunder, you made use of a sentence fragment instead of a properly formed sentence. To just address the problem of tense:

“Because I would feel like a farking idiot if I was being a high handed language whore and at the same time misspell my completely pretentious diatribe”

should have read:

“Because I would feel like a farking idiot if I was being a high handed language whore and at the same time *misspelled* my completely pretentious diatribe”

There are larger conflicts at work here. Why is it that the legality of sexual congress takes precidence over the genuine morality of it all. Does one day change anything other than an arbitrary restriction put upon us by a overbearingly puritanical society and system of government?

What is wrong with having sex with someone who is 16 or 17? What if one is 18, 20, 30, 60? If we can try a 14 year old as an adult for murder, can we not find it reasonable to trust that 14 year old with the regulation of sexual behavior or, better yet, to vote?

Comment by lumpter — June 12, 2004 @ 2:23 pm

“OK TERRIFIC” just made me so happy. I miss O&A.

Comment by Dan — June 12, 2004 @ 4:21 pm

Lumpter,
You don’t belong here. You belong with us. Somewhere else. Somewhere better and utopic. (Note: Use of sentence fragments constitutes “poetic license,” a mythological term used to ignore rules in favour of achieving a desired effect.) This forum is beneath you. Much like its contributors would like the Olsen twins to be. Please find your way to your own end of the gene pool, and stop swimming in these muddy waters.

Comment by Hippocratic — June 12, 2004 @ 7:02 pm

Isn’t one of them anorexic? Perhaps the heroin addict?

Apologies if this has already been covered. Too many replies…so much apathy.

Comment by Ali — June 13, 2004 @ 11:11 am

Funny how the discussion went from “Oh I think they’re hot!” to NAZI being an acronym, to them fucking footbal players back to “Oh I think they’re hot!”. I just love free speach! (Oh! and to those who do not like my english grammar, must I add that I am french???) Sorry!

Comment by Steefoo — June 14, 2004 @ 1:09 am

Yummm…love eatin’ up that bandwidth.

Ok, $10 says they are doing Penthouse before they turn 25. Who’s in?

Comment by MisterKen — June 14, 2004 @ 12:18 pm

Nice. 2 girls that thousands of dick in hand boys cant touch. Who cares if they are 18, you will never get it anyway

Comment by The-Hole.net — June 14, 2004 @ 5:12 pm

need nude pics!

Comment by sam — June 15, 2004 @ 12:14 pm

I don’t know who these girls are but I think they’re really ugly… look at the size of their heads, they’re huge!

Comment by Ogden — June 16, 2004 @ 1:12 pm

They look like anorexic transvestites to me.

Comment by Dobbler — June 16, 2004 @ 4:19 pm

Whether or not these two have had sex with other individuals is of little to no importance. They have enjoyed a fruitful acting career early on in life and of course had to deal with all that comes with. I think that all of the people for who have commented here specifically about sex need to get up and live your own lives. In other words, stop pretending to live a life in which is not yours. Probably if you go into life yearning to sleep with every woman walking the planet you will find yourself with nothing at all to show for your sorry existence. I doubt any one is reading this due to the amount of time that has passed since the original post. To the Olsen twins who will never see this and probably know this already: Be happy with yourself and never listen to anything others tell you. Oh and Happy Birthday!

Comment by lowdose — June 21, 2004 @ 5:17 pm

the olsen’s are ugly as fuck!
They should be shot for not having boobs, ass, decent face and such a horrible nose. (not to mention their ridiculously “I’m sexy smile”) PLEASEEEEEEEEE EAT SKANKS!
They’re hideous. they disgust me.

Comment by Mary — June 22, 2004 @ 9:49 pm

Don’t talk about my sisters!

Comment by Squid Olsen — June 23, 2004 @ 10:41 am

test

Comment by test — May 21, 2005 @ 11:32 pm

ha ha - i love the olsenz

Comment by yeah — August 11, 2005 @ 12:07 am