witz.org is the blog identity of Jon Hurwitz. Updated semi-frequently since 2004.

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Why Kramer Why?

This entry was written by witz, posted on November 22, 2006 at 11:36 AM, filed under Whatever. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Seinfeld’s Cosmo Kramer racist?

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Michael Richards exploded in anger as he performed at a famous L.A. comedy club last Friday, hurling racial epithets that left the crowd gasping…

Say it ain’t so Cosmo! See for yourself, some serious NSFW language.

WATCH: "Kramer’s" Racist Tirade — Caught on Tape – TMZ.com

This entry was written by witz, posted on November 20, 2006 at 12:06 PM, filed under Whatever. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Paul Weller does Jam, Style Council, Solo in NYC

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Holy. Shit. This is awesome, stolen directly from SPIN.com:

For those who love everything Paul Weller…a special three-night stand at New York City’s Irving Plaza in January will undoubtedly be a must-see event.

Here’s how the event, presented by SPIN and Adidas Originals, breaks down: On Jan. 29, Weller will pay special attention to the songs of the Jam, then the next night he’ll turn the spotlight on music from the Style Council. On the Jan. 31, Weller will conclude with a career-spanning set.

Starting this Wednesday, Nov. 15 at 10 A.M., log onto ticketmaster.com and use the presale code “HitParade” to get your hands on up to eight of the 300 advance tickets being made available for each of the three nights.General tickets go onsale Friday, Nov. 17 at noon EST.

This entry was written by witz, posted on November 14, 2006 at 3:59 PM, filed under Whatever. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Nicole Richie dances like Elaine Benes

Nicole Richie’s dance style (scroll down) :

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Scarily, reminds us of this:

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Elaine Benes infamous dance from Seinfeld.

See also: Julia Louis-Dreyfus

(Images via The Sun, YTMND)

This entry was written by witz, posted on November 10, 2006 at 4:15 PM, filed under Awesome, Gossip. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Good things come to those who wait

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Dems complete election sweep of Congress

Nice.

This entry was written by witz, posted on November 8, 2006 at 11:50 PM, filed under Whatever. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

The Mystery Boat of Seattle

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This creepy craft seems to have the blog world abuzz with curiosity – just what kind of boat is that thing? A super secret military craft? Part of some movie being filmed? Maybe some Microsoft craziness?

Whatever it is, certainly freaky.

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This entry was written by witz, posted on November 7, 2006 at 9:28 PM, filed under Whatever. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Stop reading blogs, go vote.

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It’s the first Tuesday of November, which mean today election day.

Sure, this election is slightly less important than 2004, but that’s no excuse not to get your vote on. So stop reading crap and find where you can vote

This entry was written by witz, posted on at 11:27 AM, filed under Whatever. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Borat movie not funny. NOT.

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So much hype, but witz.org has seen the new Borat flick, and suggest you see it as soon as possible. Not just funny, it is hysterical. See it now. Truly offensive, but genius nonetheless.

We like!

This entry was written by witz, posted on November 3, 2006 at 3:26 PM, filed under Whatever. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Arctic Monkey too cheap to buy overpriced beer

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According to the not very reliable UK tabloid The Daily Mirror, seems Arctic Monkeys Jamie Cook didn’t want to pay 22 pounds (about $40) for two beers at a recent after-party at London’s hateful Met Bar – so he got the boot out the back door of the joint, Liam Gallagher style.

After clearing up the misunderstanding, Cook was let back in and, according to the Mirror, they nearly had to boot him out AGAIN after he was spotted trying to dismantle part of the bar.

witz.org likes the Arctic Monkeys as much as the next guy, but could it be they have jumped into rock n’ roll douchebaggery this quickly?

This entry was written by witz, posted on November 1, 2006 at 11:43 AM, filed under Whatever. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Tiny Anderson Cooper!

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Someone shrunk down the Coop! CNN’s Blackberry banner for Anderson Cooper 360. Smallest ad ever?

This entry was written by witz, posted on October 27, 2006 at 11:20 AM, filed under Whatever. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

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