( Lindsay Lohan enjoying a delicious cheeseburger in Los Angeles, 6/23/08)

(The formerly amazing, now cheesy Dave Navarro steps out with his date, Rock of Love 2’s class act Daisy De La Hoya, in Hollywood, CA on May 22, 2008. Photo via. )

Jessica Alba out and about walks the Bed, Bath & Beyond parking lot in Los Angeles, 5/14/08.

A return to form for the mighty Weezer with the first single from their latest self-titled album (this time, the kids are calling it “Red”, as this is the third self-titled Weezer album after “Blue” and “Green”).
Listen to the single and read all the lyrics after the jump. Rumor is the song is a [...]

Amazing turn of events this morning on the Howard Stern radio show (live on Sirius), as long-time sidekick Artie Lange got in a heated, long winded on-air argument with his assistant Teddy Microphone. After several minutes, Artie apparently lost his cool and attempted to attack Teddy, and needed to be restrained and removed from the [...]

Yes, that’s Devendra Banhart and Natalie Portman walking arm in arm through Tompkins Square Park.
witz.org has no idea if they are a couple, of just friends, or perhaps they just like sharing a laugh. They do seem like an odd couple, no?
Natalie does have some history with the old hippie Devendra, recently starring in [...]

 
Meet the lovely young lady who brought down the otherwise (we think?) fine Gov. Eliot Spitzer.Apparently a budding pop star, our guess is we are witnessing the creation of yet another Monica Lewinsky. Drats.Myspace: Ashley Alexandra Dupré(via)  

Awesome photoshops of your favorite stars with their necks removed. The photo of Kid Rock is extra special….
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“She has to win both Ohio and Texas comfortably, or she’s out,” said one superdelegate who has endorsed Mrs. Clinton, and who spoke on condition of anonymity to share a candid assessment. “The campaign is starting to come to terms with that.” Campaign advisers, also speaking privately in order to speak plainly, confirmed this view. [...]

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YIKES! Amy Winehouse went from curvy to scurvy in the course of about 24 months (2004 to 2006). Not new news, but new to witz.org.
READ: Amy, the artist formerly known as buxom | the Daily Mail